Brandon- War Turtle disliked his portrait from yesterday and had a new commissioned. The previous artist was forced to watch all the James Franco films. Twice.
Sheala- Alfred, son of Albert. Leader of the cybernetics unit.
sheala- Bigfoot hated paparazzi.
Brandon- Official sketch of War Turtle, hero of the eagle wars of ’06
Brando, the mando-Portrait of a pet rock, smiling.
Sheala- Fred always took before, during and after shots of all th butterflies. Here is Zjordan’s transformation
Sheala- all tooth fairies start in contact sports as kids.
Brandon-The assignment was simple: paint the portrait and don’t ask who’s blood was on the pig’s lips.
Brandon-Monday didn’t know what she wanted to be for official portrait, but eventually an idea reared its head.
Sheala- collateral photograph
Sheala- Smokey had a secret misspent youth.
Brandon- When it came time for his portrait, George Jr. was interested in seeds at the bottom of a cup.
Sheala- Christomous, an explorer of old.
Brandon-Timothy was a celebrated all over the forest for cheese sculptures and is considered the father of Geo Cheesism
Brandon-Of course Dracula dressed well, it was all he could see in a mirror.
Sheala- even an Elder God starts as a young one.
Brandon- Dream, of The Endless, from one of the finest comic books ever…
Sheala- Mike. The paramecium.
Sheala: even a frame cannot contain Red Ink the pirate.
Brandon: Martin wanted a portrait, before the meeting with the asteroid, in case things didn’t go well.