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Clearing the Air with Smaug

The last film in Peter Jackson’s Hobbit trilogy opens this Wednesday (or Tuesday night if you’re hardcore). Naturally, stars of the film are making rounds on the talk show circuit, including the greatest of all the Wyrms, Smaug. The Colbert Report caught up with him in between books and feasting on elves.   Brandon: I wonder…

We got your Thanksgiving right here

Sheala: What if it had been robots instead of Indians here?? Brandon: Robots wouldn’t share their corn, vegetables or wild turkey, because they wouldn’t have any! Maybe energy generators? Sheala: What if they pretended to be friendly like the Europeans? And what if the robots saw a use in people as repair techs or slaves? Brandon: What if the…

The Strain- Season 1 Episode 12- Always Prepare for a Speech during a Vampire Apocalypse!

New episode! We’re at the building that the houses the StoneHeart Group. The old German vampire is visiting with Palmer, who’s waiting for The Master to save his very dying butt. (Worst Make-A-Wish ever) Seriously, vamps look healthier. German teases him about whether The Master will appear. Palmer thinks he’s very important! He has faith…

Guardians of poo

Brandon: Gamora! Gamora! Gamora is really neat! She is filled with turtle meat! Sheala: Drax! Drax! Drax! Drax! Has new friends, that’s a fact. Brandon: Rocket! Rocket! Watch what you say, that’s gun in his pocket! Sheala: Peter Quill is captain StarLord. Play with him you’re never bored. Brandon: The Gamora one was something I stole off the…

Translating popculture

Sheala: Since we don’t have stuff to shoot and we are both working and I have a sore throat and headache. I will chill at my house and come shoot tomorrow. Brandon: Boots, reset the traps for tomorrow! Sheala: Boots. I will bring tuna!! Brandon: Feel better-Memorial Health Sheala: We care- candler Brandon: You are…